Oh, god, eee! In terms of "pop god", I wasn't sure whether I wanted to shag him or steal his cool frockcoat, breeches and shiny boots. ...Erm, I've just realised that my first boyfriend bore an uncanny resemblance, in a cheeky Irish chappie kind of way. But not, age has not treated Mr Goddard well, at all.

As for Pete Burns, dear lord. I'm afraid that the Donatella Versace look doesn't work for me at all, although I suppose he's not asking us. o_O