Invisible buttsecks

[trixtah]

Your Score: Cheezburger cat

52 % Affection, 56 % Excitability , 77 % Hunger

Sure, you deserve one. You helped popularized lolcats from a running gag to an online sensation. Now mainstream media writes asinine columns on this 'phenomenon', students write theses on the topic, programming languages adopt the grammar, and losers write tests about them on dating sites. Now take your cheezburger and never touch the internets again.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Speaking of invisible buttsecks though, there was a hilarious pic of two sporting individuals (some kind of football) in a newspaper a couple of weeks back, celebrating with with their arms raised in the air, yelling, and on their knees. Since one was positioned in just the right place behind the other, it was begging for a caption. Shame I couldn't even figure out what newspaper it was (since it belonged to a guy reading it across the way from me at the airport). Anyways, lolsports, anyone? :-)

Comments

shut up!

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

Your Score: Ceiling Cat

20 % Affection, 50 % Excitability , 37 % Hunger

You are a master of stealth. They never see you coming. But you always see them coming. HEY-O!

mmm mmph mmmmmph!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

[trans: me not saying a word]

[but chortling lots]

Re: shut up!

[ironed_orchid]

so much love for ceiling cat.

Re: shut up!

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

:::laughs and doesn't run away:::

Re: shut up!

[shangchi.livejournal.com]

My cat doesn't bother watching me masturbate anymore, but she does like to keep me company.

Was that too much information?

Re: shut up!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*cough*

Cats are tarts. My last cat wasn't pervy in that way, but if I was having sex with someone else, he wanted to be right in the middle. Literally. He'd crawl in between and start purring and doing paddy-paws on the nearest available chest until he got chucked out. Diiiisgusting! :-D

Re: shut up!

[shangchi.livejournal.com]

Yep, that would be cat-like behavior, alright! >;-)

[maniac-angel.livejournal.com]

Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat

75 % Affection, 45 % Excitability , 77 % Hunger

You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

AWWWWW, poor Cookie Cat. But sooooo cute!

[maniac-angel.livejournal.com]

hehehe I LOVE IT UP SO BAD!

and that's typical of footy. all up with the bemsecks.

argh! I need to stop procrastinating. *refrains from stumbling the interwebz*

[thesreyn.livejournal.com]

Bahaha!

Yes, another ichc reader!

I is being cheezburger cat

[not-in-denial.livejournal.com]

You appear to be awesome and we seem to have many friends and interests in common. LJ friends? :D

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Grooviness! ...and maybe one day I might be able to learn some interesting rope tricks from you (I'm endeavouring to learn more about how to tie people up in knots)! :-)

[not-in-denial.livejournal.com]

Hooray! I can give you links and books to look up if you're a theoretical person... having said that I hold hopes to be in Canberra in the coming months at some point so I can run a couple of workshops. (My family's in Canberra as well as some of my friends :))

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Cool, any resources you can point my way would be excellent! I've got the Midori, Harrington and Chanta Rose books. I haven't gotten the Wiseman one, because he pissed me off in SM101 with his fulminations about the ebil feminists (maybe his bondage book would be a bit less annoying).

AND, if you can arrange some workshoppies in Canberra, that would be fucking great. Reading is good, but practical demonstrations and practice are better! :-D

[ilikerivers.livejournal.com]

Best quiz evah:)

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

Celebratory buttsecks!