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Trixtah ([personal profile] trixtah) wrote2008-01-19 10:48 am
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I'm somehow reminded of Mistress Matisse..

via boingboing

Someone has done a hilarious blog of "Golden Age" Wonder Woman as an advice columnist. WW has always been surrounded by naughty naughty people, and she has lots of experience in making them behave. I knew there was a reason I was so fascinated by the Golden Lariat when I was a kidlet.

Q: [My best friend from school has remained single, while I'm married] She seems jealous and resentful of my marriage, and angry that she’s still single. Recently, she told me that she saw my husband at a bar kissing another woman, and has demanded that I confront him about it. I don’t believe her, but she says that if I don’t talk to him about it, she’ll break off our friendship! What should I do?

A: [Panel from Golden Age WW strip]: If girls want to be slaves, there's no harm in that.The bad thing is them submitting to a master or to an evil mistress like Paula! A good mistress could do wonders with them!


The rest of the entries are just as frickin' hilarious, and so are the panel selections. Go read them, or I'll have to find a lariat of my own, and maybe some chains and a pole to affix them to (essential items in the WW world).

[identity profile] lederhosen.livejournal.com 2008-01-19 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if it makes it less funny or more to know that the BDSM overtones in the original were entirely intentional. I'm amazed Marston got away with as much as he did.