Competition: Death of Dumbledore in 300-odd words

So, for all you Potter aficionados, the Guardian is running a competition for short-short stories on the Death of Dumbledore. They seem to be wanting stories written "in the style of" famous authors.

Email your suggestions - as dignified or as dramatic as you like - to books.editor@guardianunlimited.co.uk, marking the subject heading with the author you've chosen and 'the death of Dumbledore'.