Tig, you're it!

When you see this, quote some Firefly!

My favourite interchange:

Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?
Inara: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "don't".

And, Wash (awww):

The legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs.You can put that down. Her legs, and where her legs meet her back. Actually, that whole area. That, and above it.
[...]
Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?


Zoe (to Wash): Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?


Wash and Zoe (AWWWW!):

Wash: Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Zoe: Yes, dear. You done good.


Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.


Zoe (to Mal): Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne: Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettling.


Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores! Isn't that thoughtful? Wonder if they service girlfolk at all.


I think that's enough for going on with. I'll be in my bunk.