Dear Mr 2004 Lexus

Since your car is at least 34 years younger than mine, I'm sure that its superior roadhandling ability and torque makes it incredibly frustrating to have to knock 10 seconds off your transit time through the roundabout due to having to follow me through it in these wet and slippery conditions. I'm sure the fact you missed my front bumper by less than half a metre when you cut into my lane was a mark of your irritation at my going my normal speed out of the roundabout, which had thus required you to grind your gears for at least a minute in order to get past me. Yes, my brakes do work fine, thank you.

But why o why, after having expended all this effort and stress, did you have to immediately drop to less than 70km/h in an 80km/h zone? Although I was doing 80km/h at the time, it wasn't necessary to give my brakes another test right then, and it really freaked out the nice man in the truck behind me.

No love,

Trix