Black metal baked goods

...you know you want 'em.

Via laputain and BoingBoing (I think), The Black Oven - "Immaculate confections succumbed to northern darkness".

Who can resist such recipe descriptions as:

Frostbitten Molasses Cookies Entombed with Ginger - "Boiled down to its very essence, metal is nothing more than a mixture of molasses and alienation. By that definition, these cookies are black fucking metal. Packed full of grim and evil spices, they will leave you feeling despondent and isolated within their stronghold of flavor." Sounds great!

Le Petit Gâteau des Légions Noires-Traditional cupcakes inspired by untraditional black metal - "In a perfect world everything would be as stark and void of color as these cupcakes. They are baneful in their absolute disdain for your tastelessness, and are true misanthropes as far as baked goods go."

Apparently the Call of the Wintermoon Lemon Curd Cookies are "are best enjoyed while basking in the self-righteousness of your own obscurity". Indeed.

Go and enjoy!