Objectifying women
Jul. 8th, 2005 11:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trixtahI've been meaning to do this for a while, and since I need to cheer myself up (the trouble with having technologically-challenged friends is that they don't answer their bloody emails)...
Characters I wouldn't shag in a million years, if they were the last women on earth: Ivan (sorry, I don't do butch, much less male-identified), Kit (don't ask me why not, but she just doesn't do it for me), Tonya (yerrrgh), any of the male characters (but that's mainly just me).
Everyone else just didn't really hit my radar. Well, except perhaps Peggy Peabody, but I think it's slightly perverse to fancy a lust-object's mother. Slightly.
And can I just say that the above ratings refer to their characters? For example, I think that Erin Daniels seems like a groovy person, but she doesn't trip my gaydar or bi-dar in the slightest, and, I'm sorry, but a professional tennis player does NOT have arms like limp spaghetti (advice to show writers: do not ever get her to do a scene lifting weights again. Just too pathetic). And I think Mia Kirshner is cool too, although she has to play the most gratuitously out-there stuff as Jenny. Leisha Hailey, especially in her brunette incarnation, is the person I'd probably find the most attractive in RL (always excepting Karina Lombard...).
| Season 1 | Season 2 |
| Marina, Marina, Marina (was there anyone else? That woman defines the words intense and ultimo-hottttness) | Tina (with new xtra spine! you go, girl!) |
| Shane (ok, I can do androgenous occasionally. And you know, she's got IT) | Bette (picking up random chix in bars..? Pick ME!) |
| Bette (what a feeling! I wish I could wear some of her outfits) | Alice (still cute, although she's getting a little woo-woo towards the end) |
| Alice (cute!) | Carmen (spunky, with extra spunk) |
| Candace (wooah, baybeh!) | Leigh (the chick with the glass mobiles) - ok, she's only on for about 5 seconds, but she gets an honourable mention for sheer yummitude |
| Tina (mmnh, but potential) | Helena (I know, I know, but she's got a nice smile and bod) |
| Robin (clingy but cute) | Charlotte (ok, I enjoy clever bitchiness) |
| Gaby (bitchy but shaggable) | Shane (seriously derailing this season, oh well) |
| Dana (if there was no-one else) | Jenny (avec sa nouvelle coiffure) |
| Jenny (if I was drunk/stoned and not caring) | Dana (just getting worse) |
Characters I wouldn't shag in a million years, if they were the last women on earth: Ivan (sorry, I don't do butch, much less male-identified), Kit (don't ask me why not, but she just doesn't do it for me), Tonya (yerrrgh), any of the male characters (but that's mainly just me).
Everyone else just didn't really hit my radar. Well, except perhaps Peggy Peabody, but I think it's slightly perverse to fancy a lust-object's mother. Slightly.
And can I just say that the above ratings refer to their characters? For example, I think that Erin Daniels seems like a groovy person, but she doesn't trip my gaydar or bi-dar in the slightest, and, I'm sorry, but a professional tennis player does NOT have arms like limp spaghetti (advice to show writers: do not ever get her to do a scene lifting weights again. Just too pathetic). And I think Mia Kirshner is cool too, although she has to play the most gratuitously out-there stuff as Jenny. Leisha Hailey, especially in her brunette incarnation, is the person I'd probably find the most attractive in RL (always excepting Karina Lombard...).
