The Shakespearean Insulter

[trixtah]

I'm sure I came across this ages ago, but here it is again: the page that generates Shakespearean insults.

Favourites so far are:

• Thou ruttish dread-bolted devil-mon! (hey, who knew that Shakespeare was from Jamaica!)


• Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it. (from Troilus and Cressida)


• Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily. (from All's Well That Ends Well)