OK Cupid test of the day

[trixtah]

The OK Cupid "Sextrology" test, which is basically something that someone cut and pasted from a book about astrology and sexual tastes. Ok, I know I'm terribly Cancerian in some ways, but this is embarrassing. (I've struck the bits that don't apply to moi, underlined the applicable ones and stuck in some comments)

ETA: I forgot to mention, the quiz has "gay" and "straight" results. I just pasted the "gay" ones, since I yam what I yam (oh, god, get that Cage aux Folles soundtrack out of my brain).

Her breast envy/obsession certainly becomes a driving force in her sexual interests in girls [eh, mine are bigger than most, so I'm not at all obsessed by someone else's]. Cancer is aware that she's typically more sexually advanced than other females, and she thrives on the idea of seducing a straitlaced, more “proper” type than herself in bed. Cancer wants to open a woman up, demonstrating her knowledge of how to pleasure another girl- she is, after all, an aficianado of her own erogenous zones.

The Crab will put her notoriously expert oral skills to use, diving into a woman's muff as only this inhabitant of the deep can do [erm...]. Unlike her straight counterpart, she is faced with no male impediment to linking her inherent femininity with an innate sense of leadership. She appears a beacon of female strength and womanhood [In a butch kinda way, I suppose]. She can be alluring to women who respect and wish to emulate her [???], as well as opportunistic sugar babies looking for a big mama [although I have had a couple of lovers take the piss, but who hasn't?].

Cancer is gently [*cough*] pushy with a partner, investing more than most women in her mate's well being. Though age needen't be a determining factor in Cancer's choice of partner, she's most attracted to the [seemingly] wholesome girl next door in whom she seeks to instill her own intensely feminine wiles corrupt. Foreplay may be a fulfilling, extended affair, rife with lingering, lauding, touching, and kissing [actually, I like to cut to the chase too]. Regardless of frequency, sex is something to be engaged in über consciously, if not cermoniously. She loves to have her breasts fondled, sucked, nibbled and squeezed [say rather, moderately enjoys that], giving and receiving massages, cuddling and mutually stroking for hours on end.

Gay turn-ons: Submissive Accepting women [possibly a semantic distinction - important to me], big breasts [meh, as above - I suppose I'd rather more than less, although I don't care], dark hair, cunnilingus, (active) b+d [I think I'm developing something of a taste, we'll see where it leads], mastery, domination [not quite], tattoos, piercings, straight couples, flavored lubrication, sixty-nine [eh, I get too distracted], belly/nipple rings, (active) heavy s+m [per b+d], water sports, toe-to-clit stimulation [in the bath, heh], shaving, grooming [very much depends], rimming, (active) heavy nipple play, edible underwear, public outdoor sex, groups [I've done it in a minor way, not for me], swapping polyamory, pimping [funnily enough, I'm not sure about this one... maybe?], enslaving, stripping [someone else doing it], teasing [I would if I were any more patient], torture [depends on what, very much], rubber, leather [in a practical sense], latex [only for safe sex purposes]

And so to bed. What with my speshul wombyn time at the mo, and having a mild but draining cold on top of it, I'm feeling pretty bloody shagged, actually. And not in a good way.

Comments

[okoshun.livejournal.com]

If I was to take Sagittarius and Capricorn and merge them together (I was born on the cusp), it might actually make for a relatively good description. Taking either on their own - they're waaaay off. :) I might just have to come back to this tonight/tomorrow.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Actually, it'd be interesting what Venus is in, in your chart. Since that's supposed to be the planet of luuurve and all. It might fit you better. Mine's in Cancer as well, which makes it pretty congruent.

[kikibug13.livejournal.com]

hehe :) thanks for today's major distraction!

I'm Aquarius woman, and from the description of straight, it's quite definitely on. Especially the turn-ons.

(I did have to look up b+d. Thanks to Wikipedia...)

Oh well. I won't be able to say for the gay portion until _that_ part of myself has reason to assert itself. I have no doubt that it can.
*giggle* definitely not the quiz I had to take at work. Not at this time of month, and not while I'm still wondering if I want to snog one of my colleagues or not.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Eee, snogging colleagues, that can get people in lots of trouble! Well, the ones I've snogged, it's worked out nicely. :-) (but I wasn't expecting to get *involved* with them, which I think helped)

As for gay portions asserting themselves given the right stimulus, I'm possibly not the right person to discuss that with... ;-) (but, yes, I think surprising things can pop up if we meet the right person).

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

"[eh, mine are bigger than most, so I'm not at all obsessed by someone else's]"

I know some pretty large-breast-obsessed women who are themselves rather large-breasted, so that doesn't automatically follow even if it follows in this case. However, I think the more interesting thing here is the in-built assumptions that: a) the only relevant characteristic of breasts is size; b) where size is relevant, bigger is better. There are lots of other characteristics of breasts that one might enjoy, and lots of people like small breasts.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Huh, that's interesting. All the women I've been with who have been equally or greater "endowed" than me haven't been interested in large breasts at all either. I wonder if it's partly to do with most of them being fem-of-centre and thus perhaps not so hung up on the more girly parts of their partners? Dunno. But yes, I (and my lovers) are hardly a representative group. :-)

As for the emphasis on the BIG breasts thing in that particular blurb, that's at least partly to do with the fact that us Cancerian women are supposed to be all maternal (feh!) and nurturing and all. So, you know, big boobs is part of the package as well. Whateverrrr.

The quality I personally appreciate about breasts as if they're nicely shaped. Small ones, I'm envious of, more than anything. *sigh*

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

The bill for the brain bleach is the post. The gay aries one was just close enough to be scary and just off the mark enough to make me go "euw, euw, euw".

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Always happy to provide bleachfood for thought! ;-)