Gratuitousness

[trixtah]

I just realised that my libido is at about alert level red when I caught myself fondling the click-wheel on my mouse. It has that slightly rubbery finish and is very smooth, firm, rounded, with a slightly giving surface, and is, um, proportionally appropriate. I suspect I've been doing it unconsciously all day, alas.

It could be worse: at least I haven't picked it up and tongued it.

Comments

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

:::laughs:::

Oops :-)

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Heh, I haven't caught anyone giving me strange looks yet. Just as well.

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

People can be so unaware...fortunately!

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

Pervert!!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*bats eyelashes innocently*

Moi?

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

A friend who was polio-paralysed had a tongue-operated mouse. I've also heard of the button-mouse-joystick things on laptops being called a "clitmouse". And now I'm thinking of combining them...

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*snortle!*

I've always considered those lappie things to be obscene, yes. However, I think my mouse wheel is worse because it's longer in shape.

Also, joysticks - those boy geeks who invented the things were bad. And those tall thick joystick controls you get for helicopter games and so on are disgusting. ;-)

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

I worked with someone once who used a joystick instead of a mouse. I confess more than once I thought "get your hand off it" while listening to him wank on.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*cries with laughter*

*runs away to scrub brain*

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

I used to point out the joysticks to theycallmebeth whenever we'd pass through a computer or electronics store, just because they made her blush. ;)

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Bad you! Making the ladeez blush, it's terrible. ;-)

[baglieg.livejournal.com]

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

If I wouldn't get fired for it, I'd stick that one up on the wall at work. Classic.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

...
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Sorry, still laughing. BRB.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*snigger*

Don't rush! :-)

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's awesome.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

I'm just scared about what happens when I go back into the office tomorrow. Let's just say that my state of mind hasn't improved at all. O_o

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

The Ultimate, We Mean It, Really, For Real This Time Guide to Lesbian Sex lied! I thought poly was the answer to everything!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

It's certainly one of the answers to the reason why I'm in this state. I have evil evil girlfriends (and maybe I have a little bit of evilness myself).

OMG, I've just figured out why Puppy Pile Polys exist! There's always someone nearby to shag! Shit, I'd better join a Mormon patriarchy and start making eyes at all 8 of my "sisterwives" while bringing up everyone else's holy babies! And waiting in line for my one shag a week from the Patriarch. I've been so deluded! ;-)

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Making oppression work FOR you! I like it!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade".

Actually, I'm sure that the idea of seducing nice Mormon sisterwives makes me a very bad person. What a shame. Heh.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm not sure, actually. While Mormonism is virulently homophobic, they tend to mentally construct "homosexuality" as a *male* thing. I don't know if they take a Victorian (we don't have to worry about women because they are inherently more virtuous than men and would thus never do such a disgusting thing) or a Persian (why should we care what women do amongst themselves as long as it doesn't interfere with their duty to men) perspective in regards to lesbianism.

But if it makes you feel better, the Victorian perspective is probably a safe bet--so you're not just "very bad", you're "extra super bad with chocolate sprinkles". ;-)

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

I've had two exes who were brought up Mormon, and I can say that their families were quite virulently unhappy with the situation. But then again, their daughters *didn't* have any Patriarchs in their lives... so maybe if one of those had been on the scene, it would have been ignored. Although I doubt it, with the horror stories I read about the senior wife policing the beds the sisterwives share, making sure their hands are above the bedclothes and no hanky-panky is going on. Ick ick ick. Still, you'd probably just get exorcised by the Bishop if hanky-panky ensued, and not (metaphorically) burned at the stake like a couple of men would be.

As for the Victorian perspective though, oh, it's good that there is surety somewhere - "extra super bad with chocolate sprinkles" sounds perfect. :-D

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Your wish is my command--one 'extra super bad Kiwi dyke with chocolate sprinkles" coming right up!

*shakes chocolate sprinkles on trixtah's head*

*runs away*

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*throws mangoes at you*

:-D

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

*stops to lick off mango nectar-and-pulp*

(Some things are simply more important than avoiding getting walloped, after all!)

[ladylamia.livejournal.com]

ahh poor dear!
thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, i really needed it! :)

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Silly laughs R us!

Hope things start looking up for you shortly.

[grey-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9kKqBh0Y9A

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Hil. Arious.

I love the boobie wobbling. And that poor pooch. :-D

[grey-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

At the big gay wedding we went to the other week, they nearly played this because it was "their song", ie playing when they first met.

I was actually only looking for the song, then found this clip on the youtube search. Youtube is ma biatch.