Gratuitousness

[trixtah]

I just realised that my libido is at about alert level red when I caught myself fondling the click-wheel on my mouse. It has that slightly rubbery finish and is very smooth, firm, rounded, with a slightly giving surface, and is, um, proportionally appropriate. I suspect I've been doing it unconsciously all day, alas.

It could be worse: at least I haven't picked it up and tongued it.

Comments

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

A friend who was polio-paralysed had a tongue-operated mouse. I've also heard of the button-mouse-joystick things on laptops being called a "clitmouse". And now I'm thinking of combining them...

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*snortle!*

I've always considered those lappie things to be obscene, yes. However, I think my mouse wheel is worse because it's longer in shape.

Also, joysticks - those boy geeks who invented the things were bad. And those tall thick joystick controls you get for helicopter games and so on are disgusting. ;-)

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

I worked with someone once who used a joystick instead of a mouse. I confess more than once I thought "get your hand off it" while listening to him wank on.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

*cries with laughter*

*runs away to scrub brain*

[epi-lj.livejournal.com]

I used to point out the joysticks to theycallmebeth whenever we'd pass through a computer or electronics store, just because they made her blush. ;)

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Bad you! Making the ladeez blush, it's terrible. ;-)

[baglieg.livejournal.com]

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!

If I wouldn't get fired for it, I'd stick that one up on the wall at work. Classic.