Gratuitousness

[trixtah]

I just realised that my libido is at about alert level red when I caught myself fondling the click-wheel on my mouse. It has that slightly rubbery finish and is very smooth, firm, rounded, with a slightly giving surface, and is, um, proportionally appropriate. I suspect I've been doing it unconsciously all day, alas.

It could be worse: at least I haven't picked it up and tongued it.

Comments

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

:::laughs:::

Oops :-)

[saluqi.livejournal.com]

Pervert!!

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

A friend who was polio-paralysed had a tongue-operated mouse. I've also heard of the button-mouse-joystick things on laptops being called a "clitmouse". And now I'm thinking of combining them...

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

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Sorry, still laughing. BRB.

[pretentiousgit.livejournal.com]

Heh. That's awesome.

[ladylamia.livejournal.com]

ahh poor dear!
thanks for giving me a laugh this morning, i really needed it! :)

[grey-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9kKqBh0Y9A