Headline of the day

[trixtah]

Owner of pit bull clones once manacled a Mormon for sex

It's about that stupid woman who cloned her dog and has 5 "identical" puppies (because a dog's personality is entirely made up of its genetics, of course). It turns out she has a past:

A Mormon missionary from Utah called Kirk Anderson, who was going door-to-door in Ewell, Surrey, was kidnapped at gunpoint by McKinney, a former cheerleader and beauty queen from North Carolina. With the help of a friend, Keith May, McKinney drugged Anderson with chloroform and drove him to a rented 17th century cottage near Okehampton, Devon. There the unfortunate young man was chained, spreadeagled, to a bed, with several pairs of mink-lined handcuffs, and over the next few days he was repeatedly required to have sex with McKinney, who later explained that she had been keen to bear his child.

(She knew him before, apparently. She didn't kidnap him from her doorstep!) I thought the mink-lined cuffs were a nice touch, but, hey, I've had sex with a Mormon without any need of manacling.

After their arrest, she and her compatriot were released on bail and "fled to Canada disguised as mime artists" (my emphasis).

In more recent years, she broke into a pound to rescue a pitbull that was going to be put down for mauling a couple of people. She explained:

"I love those pit bulls. They're such sympathetic animals - they're my kind of dog."

Here's hoping she was talking about pit bulls in general, not so much the mauly kind. Although it's kind of hard to tell.

Comments

[litalex.livejournal.com]

anything to corrupt the Mormons! :D

Sorry, no, rape is horrible, no matter whom it happened to...

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've done my bit with Mormon-corruption... and it's much more fun if they're willing. ;-)

[ironed_orchid]

Wow. That woman is SCARY!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

"Psycho" is the first word that sprang to my mind... but, yeah.