Memo to self

Do not attempt clothes shopping at the post-Xmas sales at the mall when it's the first day of your period. You feel blobtastic, so nothing is going to look good, and if it might, you're too discombulated to actually purchase anything. Also, malls are horrible, as is clothes shopping in general.

Also, if you give up on the shops, discovering you put your shirt back on inside-out in the last changing room makes you feel like an idiot after having walked around for 15 minutes without noticing. The taxi back home - after deciding that waiting twice as long for a bus as it would ordinarily take to walk back would be stupid - was the first sensible decision you made all day.

Beer and Neurofen naow plz.

Memo to friends

As mentioned to faxon : letmegooglethatforyou.com (complete with entry appropriate for those who need to use it)

And the tried and true justfuckinggoogleit.com