Chuckle of the day

[trixtah]

Funniest thing I've read on the web for a while - Mistress Matisse's list of what she would do if she couldn't  be a professional dom.

Dental assistant. Pros: You get to be bossy and stick people with nasty sharp little instruments. Cons: Fluorescent lights and scrub suits.

Lawyer. Pros: People are intrigued by your power, although they assume you're probably an evil person. So just like my job now. Cons: You have to spend a lot of time around other lawyers, who are evil people. Also, smacking whiny clients is frowned upon.

I should definitely switch jobs. For IT professionals, the desire to smack whiny clients is part our every day routine. And getting $US250 an hour would be a definite bonus.

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[filkferengi]

If you're interested, email me, and I'll send you a link on yousendit.com to download "Tech Support" by Jeff Hitchins; it's a total hoot!

P. S.

[filkferengi]

Of course, I get the best of both worlds, being married to the lawyer. Not exactly a dom but, shall we say, *emphatic* with the opinions. ;)